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Bill Cosby for President in 2012

Postby Brad West » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:59 am

I got hit with this in my e-mail this morning, Sorry you send it I will use it, mine now!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3).. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6). Welfare, checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ..... nevertheless......
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby

Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.
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Re: Bill Cosby for President in 2012

Postby Sheryl Loch » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:13 pm

Even though Bill Cosby has said that he did not write this & someone just used his name - I still think it is funny.

I wonder how far something like this could have been pushed if Oprah's name would have been placed on it. That is until she found out & sued people that posted it. :lol:

The Spanish & English thing drove me nuts. When I did paper work for our elderly neighbor he had to send in papers about every other month for his benefits, medical, SS.... The amount of papers that came was unbelievable. Every page was a duplicate, one in English & one copy in Spanish. The printing & paper that was wasted (also thrown away) because they had no way of only sending Spanish papers to those with a special request.

Pro Athletes on drugs is a real shame. Then we also have the athletes that are 'above the law'. We see this so much in Vegas. They seem to come here thinking that there is a Vegas free for all. I guess good lawyers get them off so, they go back to making millions as a pro. There is only the Athletic organizations to blame for that.

This made me think of how some public school's did not want to show the speech Obama did on TV for the children.
I understand that some grades may have been to young to fully understand his message yet, I think it would have been good for all kids to hear his message of stay in school & get an education.

I also think that a public school is paid by tax dollars so, it is kind of an odd thing that they did not want kids to hear what the leader of our country had to say.
If private schools that do not get any tax money did not want to play the broadcast then that should be decided by the parents that do pay the bills of the school.

I also think that public school should have kids say the Pledge of Allegiance each morning. Same idea- tax funded education by the USA.

I do hope that 1 day we can get people in elected offices that will push for integrity.

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